Humor
Whimsical, witty takes on life’s chaos—blending sass, satire, and soul to make you laugh, nod, and maybe even heal.
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The Menu Ate the Cook
How do you write what people actually want to read? Elena had always wanted to open a restaurant, one where she could cook the food she loved. She made the announcement. Almost instantly, the opinions arrived. “You need vegan options,… Continue reading
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When Did I Become an Appointment?
How do you make time for self-care? When did loving myself become another thing I was supposed to find time for? Don’t get me wrong. There are parts of “taking care of myself” I could happily live without. Shaving my… Continue reading
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But It’s Not April
What’s one thing you wish you had started doing earlier in life? WISH? I can’t answer that today. It’s not my birthday. “Wish” is a word I’ve reserved for those three seconds between someone lighting the candles and everyone yelling… Continue reading
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A Giant in the Garden
If you could pick any fictional animal to be your lifelong companion (like a Pokémon or fantasy pet), what would it be? The neighbors came over Thursday to discuss Kong. Apparently, they were concerned. “He’s enormous.” “Yes.” “And he’s living… Continue reading
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Convicted Without a Trial
Have you ever liked a villain more than the hero? Who and why? Monday has been cast as the villain for generations. Poor thing walks into the room and everybody groans. Monday has been accused of being manic, miserable, dreadful—the… Continue reading
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The Pothole Stays
What’s one thing that would instantly improve your city? A palace. Nothing too extravagant. Apparently, I no longer believe ordinary municipal improvements are sufficient. Potholes, after a while, you simply get used to. Every city has them. A Queen must… Continue reading
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The Longest Three Hundred Feet in Texas
What’s the longest trip you’ve ever taken? The longest trip I have ever taken was not across an ocean. It did not require a passport or a suitcase. It was approximately three hundred feet. I left my house early one… Continue reading
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The Woman Who Misplaced Her Cartoons
Who is your favorite cartoon character? Over fifty summers have bloomed and died before my eyes. I have watched the green leaves wither and fall to the ground, counting each sunrise and sunset as the relentless hand of Time marches… Continue reading
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The Books Were Innocent
Have you ever regretted reading a book — which one and why? I had just poured myself a cup of coffee. Three days of peace and tranquility were behind me, and I was slowly crawling back toward civilization. I was… Continue reading
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Been There, I Have.
If you could relive one year of your life, which one would it be? There are days I would borrow again. Afternoons I would linger in. People I would sit beside a little longer. Conversations I would listen to more… Continue reading
