#WriterHumor

  • What They Actually Hid From Us in School

    What’s a thing you wish schools actually taught? How to whistle. Not the pleasant little whistle one makes while strolling down the sidewalk without a care in the world. I mean the whistle. The one requiring four fingers shoved into… Continue reading

  • You Pick the Horizon and Find the Train

    What are your top 10 travel destinations? I write to you buried beneath a mountainous avalanche of leather satchels, hatboxes, and brass-bound trunks… my corset simply too tight to catch my breath beneath the worldly possessions of people who apparently… Continue reading

  • Live at Five: Paper Clips Are Vanishing (and Apparently, So Am I)

    Good evening, folks. I’m your host—reporting live to WordPress—bringing you the uninteresting news quietly shaping all of our lives. Tonight’s top story: paper clips. Yes, you heard me right. Those tiny silver heroes of organization are disappearing… one supply closet… Continue reading