If aliens arrived tomorrow, what’s the first thing you’d ask them?

View all responses

Come on in!

Now look at y’all. No offense, but you look tired and hungry.

“Agnes, come help me heat up them leftovers for our guests.”

Y’all remind me of my cousin Pam and her six kids. Them city slickers show up without calling too, and they’re from some strange part of California.

“Go on and have a seat. Make yourselves comfortable.”

The meatloaf is a little green around the edges, but that’s just where the flavor settled in. Pam ate a whole pan yesterday, and she only went blind in one eye.

Besides, it’s heavy enough to use as ammunition if my nosy neighbors decide to ambush us.

“So tell me, now that you’re here… was it worth the trip?”