EG: First of all, the word job.

WP: It’s the prompt.

EG: I object.

WP: You can’t object to the prompt.

EG: Objection, Your Honor. Whoever invented the forty-hour workweek with no siesta needs to be brought back from the dead and slapped.

WP: Relevance?

EG: Extremely relevant. You asked what job I would be doing if the salary were the same. I am challenging the terms of employment. Forty hours, five days a week, and not a single siesta? Your Honor, the terms are unreasonable.

Judge: Point taken. Now answer the question.

EG: Your Honor, housewife. Panda watcher. Stay-at-home mom.

Judge: Those are three jobs

EG: I’m flexible