I can’t tell you everything. It could disrupt the timeline.

You spend childhood learning the basics.

Fruits. Vegetables. Colors. Shapes.

You feel pretty confident about this information.

I’m writing from the future because we need to discuss the fruit.

Bananas are berries.

Strawberries aren’t.

Peaches are related to almonds.

Avocados are fruit.

Tomatoes are fruit too, but we’re not reopening that wound.

At some point, you’re going to stand in a grocery store and realize kindergarten may have been mostly allegations.

Honestly, at this point, I don’t trust the produce section anymore.

Something about it just doesn’t add up.
Gotta go!

Future Me

P.S. You’ll meet zucchini later.
It’s a squash. It’s also a fruit.
I don’t have time to explain.
Treat it with suspicion.