…The Rest Is His Story

humorblog

Laugh-out-loud moments and real-life chaos told through wit and warmth.

  • “Let Me Be Your Cautionary Tale -with Grace and Side-Eye”

    “Some people hear God’s voice. I apparently needed motion sickness first.” What gives you direction in life? It’s a question so big, it doesn’t knock on your door— it just sits across the street. Waves at you. Gives you the… Continue reading

  • “The Emoji That Whispers, and Roars”

    There I was, scrolling through WordPress, hoping for a prompt that would stir something deep— maybe a question like “Write a letter to your 12-year-old self… but from your 82-year-old self,” or “You Weren’t Supposed To.” Instead? “What’s your favorite… Continue reading

  • The Road That Flirted First

    We were about thirty miles past nowhere. I was just minding my own business, sitting in the passenger seat like a proper wife— translation: eating snacks and offering unsolicited navigation advice— when I saw it. The Road. Not just a… Continue reading

  • The HOV Lane to Heavens Kitchen

    My favorite restaurant isn’t defined by cuisine or white tablecloths—it’s defined by craving. And not just for food. It’s the kind of place where, the moment I walk in, someone nods like we’ve done this dance before. Where the vibe… Continue reading

  • The Most Fun Way to Exercise: Closet Confessions and the Poultry Olympics

    If anyone ever asks about my fitness routine, I’ll smile politely and tell them it’s a highly specialized blend of deep squats, lateral lunges, and high-speed sprints. But the truth is—it’s just called living my life. It usually starts with… Continue reading